You have a lot to do today. But unfortunately, your partner decided to wake up looking like a solid 10/10, and now your productivity is at zero. Use this journal as a shield. When you catch yourself staring instead of working, open this book to signal, "I am trying to be a responsible adult, but you are making it impossible." It’s a compliment and an excuse for laziness, wrapped in one.
The Details:
* Use Case: Leaving on the kitchen counter to boost their ego (and maybe get out of doing dishes).
* Vibe: Domestic bliss (and distraction).
* Specs: Matte laminated hardcover with casewrap binding. 150 lined, perforated pages. 5.75″ × 8″ size. Made in USA.
