A high-angle shot captures a wooden desk with a book titled "HOW TO FOCUS WHEN YOUR SEATMATE IS A HEARTTHROB", an open textbook, a pen, a paper coffee cup, and headphones, with a window in the background.

SHOOT YOUR SHOT (SUBTLY)

Class is boring. Your seatmate isn't. Stop staring and start writing. The perfect non-verbal communication tool for the lecture hall crush.

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  • Premium Quality

    BUILT FOR RIZZ, NOT RIPS

    Bound in a smooth, matte hardcover that feels as good as it looks. Each of the 150 pages is perforated for clean, easy tearing...handy if you need to give out your number.

  • Made-To-Order

    notebooks, not stock notes

    Printed, sewn, and bound in the USA—just for you. We take 2–3 days to make sure every notebook passes the “would-we-gift-this?” test before it ships.

  • Bundle Discounts

    Rizz more, spend less

    Rizzing up multiple people (not an endorsement)? Mix and match any designs for free shipping, plus get an extra 15% off if you buy 5 or more at once!

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About Rizzed Notes

Let's be real. Regular journals are boring. You buy them, write in them twice, and then feel guilty. We made these to fix that.

Rizzed Notes are the perfect low-stakes way to say the high-stakes thing. Whether you're flirting with your seatmate, passive-aggressively telling your boss you're overworked, or just trying to make your Asian parents finally say "I'm proud of you," we have the script.

We make the jokes. You take the credit. (And the HR violation).

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FAQs

What’s special about these journals?

They are conversation starters, mood boosters, and the easiest way to tell someone you're obsessed with them without making it weird.

How fast do you ship?

We print each one fresh just for you in 2–3 business days. Shipping takes another 2–5 days. It’s faster than a text back from your crush, but slower than Amazon Prime.

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes. Buy 2 or more and shipping is on us. Otherwise, it's $5.99. (Math says: Buy 2).

Can I change or cancel an order?

We start production quickly. If you email us within a few hours of ordering, we’ll try to catch it. Once printing begins, changes/cancellations aren’t possible.

What’s your return policy?

If it arrives damaged, email us and we'll fix it. If you just don't like the joke anymore... well, that's on you.

Do you sell outside of the US?

Not yet, but will look into it if the demand is there. The world can always use more positivity!

Will i get in trouble for using these notebooks?

We take zero liability for any unexpected promotions, love confessions, parental happy-crying, or future generations due to use of our products.